lienne: A fountain pen nib, lying on paper. (Default)
Matsuda, you idiot.

I keep linking on L's lines. This is probably a sign.

I bet all the good screennames are taken, too. *checks every conceivable permutation of "taking the cake"* ... *sighs*
lienne: A fountain pen nib, lying on paper. (Default)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LIGHT YOU DEVIOUS GODDAMN BASTARD.

For those of you just tuning in: I predict that inside those envelopes are Death Note pages with prerecorded times and places of death.

GODDAMN FUCKING DEVIOUS SON OF A FUCKING BITCH

*cackling*

ETA: ~*~DRAMATIC REVEAL~*~

Child of ETA: *snicker* Oh, L.

Estranged Aunt of ETA: WHO MAKES THE BEST FACES? L MAKES THE BEST FUCKING FACES.

Pet Kitten of ETA: OSHIT LIGHT WHY SO CREEPY.
lienne: A fountain pen nib, lying on paper. (Default)
I have a new favourite character!

L's hair.

Come on, it is clearly an independent entity. Kind of like Foul Ole Ron's Smell, only the Hair is much cuddlier.

*ruffles it happily*

Also, everyone in this series is fucking insane. I mean, some of them are also awesome, but the crazy is damn well universal.

ETA: Internet Unit? Seriously?

Son of ETA: You're fucking kidding me. Yes, Detective Chief Dad. Get your quiet, studious, slightly socially detached son to help you on a serial killer case. That can't go wrong at all. *facepalm*

Granddaughter of ETA: Save me from perceptive boys with huge egos. Aaaaaaaaaand Raito is a crazy person, not that this is news.

Long-lost cousin of ETA: Dear Raito: you need a new sense of humour. Badly. *laughing hysterically*

Distant descendant of ETA: Devious bastard. Devious motherfucking bastard.
lienne: A fountain pen nib, lying on paper. (Default)
If you want to use the Death Note without getting suspected by the police, write down violent causes of death. That way, somebody who isn't you is killing all those people, and you are untraceable.

Of course, that would run counter to Light's whole plan, so we can't have that.

PS: Hahahahahahahahahaha you poor bastard. The best part of the series so far has been that and the preceding three pages. Watching proto-Chessmasters shit themselves is never not hilarious.

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