Pyth: it is over
Alicorn: welcome back
in the intervening fifty years, pandas have gone extinct except in the domesticated pocket size version
Pyth: i love you
Alicorn: here is your complementary pocket panda
everybody has them now
it is the done thing
Pyth: I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY you better fucking have a pocket panda for me
/takes pocket panda
Alicorn: you must name it
i name it
foofle the pocket panda.
hello foofle! who is the cutest pocket panda? is it you? i think it's you!
i will feed you tiny eucalyptus!
Alicorn: you are confusing him with a koala
Pyth: i forget what pandas eat
Pyth: "bearlike creatures with absurdly restricted vegetarian diets"
is a category with too many things in it
Alicorn: two! two bearlike creatures with absurdly restricted vegetarian diets! ah-ah-ah.
Pyth: foofle can have tiny bamboo
you are adorable
Pyth: you are more adorable than my pocket panda
those things can fit in the palm of your hand
Pyth: i know, i am cuddling foofle right now
foofle is a tiny darling
but you are cuter than foofle
Pyth: i have a pocket panda sitting on my head.
it is small and round and warm.
Alicorn: that is a correct configuration for you and a pocket panda.
plop! he fell off onto my knee and now he is looking at me accusingly
Pyth: aren't you glad you invented pocket pandas
Alicorn: very so
Pyth: /rolls into your lap
/becomes a pocket panda
I will name you kappa
will you feed me tiny bamboo?
Pyth: can i cling to your hand with my tiny paws
Alicorn: of course you may.
this was a good decision